so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
CAN I JUST SAY THAT SINCE 5.03 “FREE TO BE YOU AND ME”
- CAS HAS BEEN BLOWN TO BITS AND THEN RESTORED
- HE SPENT ONE YEAR APART FROM DEAN,
- ONE YEAR FIGHTING A CIVIL WAR WHILST RESCUING DEAN EVERY TIME HE FUCKS UP
- ONE YEAR BEING GOD, LEVIATHAN, EMANUEL AND CRAZY!CAS
- ONE YEAR IN PURGATORY
- ONE YEAR OUT OF PURGATORY
- THEN FALLING FROM HEAVEN AND LEAVING HIS TRENCHCOAT IN A LAUNDROMAT
- BUT FUCKING BUTTTTTTT
- HE STILL HAS THAT BADGE DEAN GAVE HIM
OKAY SERIOUS TALK GUYS!
This clown has been seen over the past few weeks around Mansfield, Chesterfield and Doncaster, I haven’t seen a post about it on here and I really want people to know about it.
Okay so first of all besides it being really frickin creepy to begin with (designed to look like pennywise the clown) it has been roaming the streets at night time, it was started out by a student film director who was doing it for fun, but it has sparked a few people to take it farther.
Some of the clowns have been tapping on windows, trying to get children out of the house (Reportedly) also it is believed that some of them have knives and are marked as dangerous.
Please please please if you live in these areas or know someone who does, especially of they have kids, could you signal boost this? I just really want people to be safe!!
I heard friends say that he’s been sighted in Nottingham and Lincoln as well. Good thing I live on the 6th floor. Hard to tap my window.
There’s not just one, and they’re in sheffield too, a girl from my year got a picture of one on the road that my school is on. They will follow you home, muggings have been reported, although it is not believed that they go into buildings or actually attack anyone with their knives.
Apparently there is one in Lancashire and burnley too! Pls be careful!
They walk inside people’s houses if the doors aren’t locked. They also aren’t near my town, but everyone’s talking about them.
there was one at my school a couple of weeks ago and we got told that if you see one to report where they are to the police straight away
stay safe, listeners